{"product_id":"clumsy-but-cute-keychain","title":"🤣 Clumsy But Cute Keychain 🤣","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"333\"\u003eFor the beautifully uncoordinated among us—this one's for \u003cem data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"163\"\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003cbr data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"167\"\u003eThis silver keychain features a hilarious charm that reads:\u003cbr data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"229\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(14, 87, 250);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"333\"\u003e“I’m not clumsy, just the floor hates me, the table \u0026amp; chairs are bullies \u0026amp; the walls get in my way.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"479\"\u003ePaired with a chic black tassel, dazzling red sparkly beads, and soft silicone beads, it’s the perfect mix of sass, sparkle, and self-awareness!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"609\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e😄 Laugh-out-loud gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"520\"\u003e😄 Daily keychain humour\u003cbr data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"546\"\u003e😄 Friends who always trip but never fall short in personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e💬 Want different bead colours? No problem! Just message me when placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚚 FREE standard delivery Australia Wide.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eBecause falling over shouldn’t cost extra! 😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNB:\u003cbr\u003e* Colours from pictures may appear lighter \/ darker in person due to different screen resolutions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for looking \u0026amp; purchasing from my store and helping me in my rehab! You're not just purchasing items made with love, care and passion, but you are also helping me be a better mum and wife, and for that I THANK YOU!! Please visit my ABOUT Page to find out why I've started doing these projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mrs Bats Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51149102186805,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/1139\/7173\/files\/Photoroom_20250703_170029.jpg?v=1753418662","url":"https:\/\/www.mrsbatscreations.com.au\/products\/clumsy-but-cute-keychain","provider":"Mrs Bats Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}