{"product_id":"coffee-mug-didnt-stab-anyone-today","title":"Didn't Stab Anyone Today! Coffee Mugs☕️","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔪 “Didn’t Stab Anyone Today” Coffee Mug – Celebrate Legendary Self-Control! ☕️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re restraining murderous Monday vibes or just proud of today’s patience points, this mug is your tongue-in-cheek trophy for keeping it classy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s a slice above the rest:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e🔪V\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eictory size\u003c\/span\u003e – 11 oz (325 ml)\u003cbr\u003e🔪 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eZero-drama care\u003c\/span\u003e – Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe ceramic keeps the bold print sharp, no matter how many times you rehear your coworkers’ complaints.\u003cbr\u003e🔪 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in sunny QLD\u003c\/strong\u003e – Printed to order and flying out within 1–3 business days, so your badge of honour arrives before anyone tests your limits again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScreen colours can be sneaky, and each hand-crafted mug may sport tiny quirks that make yours one-of-a-kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e💌 Want a custom colour, name, or extra sass? I also do custom orders! Message me and let’s design the mug that perfectly matches your daily restraint!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for looking and purchasing from my store and helping me in my rehab! You're not just purchasing items made with love, care and passion, but you are also helping me be a better mum and wife, and for that I THANK YOU!! Please visit my ABOUT Page to find out why I've started doing these projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51081759686965,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/1139\/7173\/files\/e257724b-il_fullxfull.6969105931_e3mt.jpg?v=1751598567","url":"https:\/\/www.mrsbatscreations.com.au\/products\/coffee-mug-didnt-stab-anyone-today","provider":"Mrs Bats Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}