{"product_id":"coffee-mug-sssssshhhhhhhhh","title":"Coffee Mug - SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e☕️💤 “Warning: Conversation Before Coffee May Be Hazardous” Mug \u003c\/strong\u003e– the ultimate shield for every pre-caffeine curmudgeon, from high-flying CEOs to bleary-eyed parents and self-proclaimed “morning people” (who still bite before 9 am… okay, 10 am).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand over this glossy bad-boy and watch chatterboxes retreat until you’ve reached safe-to-speak levels of java. Consider it personal space in ceramic form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s your dawn defence:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☕️ L\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eoud \u0026amp; clear message: \u003c\/span\u003eBold typography that saves you from using actual words before you’re ready.\u003cbr\u003e☕️ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSurvivor-grade build: \u003c\/span\u003eHand-sublimated in sunny Queensland; colours stay caffeine-proof—no fading, flaking or peeling.\u003cbr\u003e☕️ \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eZero-fuss care\u003c\/span\u003e: Toss it in the dishwasher, zap it in the microwave, repeat. The mug can handle early-morning chaos so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☕️ Size: 11 oz (≈ 325 ml) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☕️Glossy white ceramic mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☕️Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Handling:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☕️ Hand-crafted to order and dispatched within 1–3 business days (excluding public holidays).\u003cbr\u003e☕️ Printed \u0026amp; shipped from: Queensland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColours may vary slightly between screens. Because each mug is individually finished, tiny quirks make yours one-of-a-kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e🎨 Need a personal twist? Swap the wording, add a name, or crank the sass up to eleven—drop me a message and we’ll brew up your perfect anti-morning mug! I love doing custom \u0026amp; unique mugs!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for looking and purchasing from my store and helping me in my rehab! You're not just purchasing items made with love, care and passion, but you are also helping me be a better mum and wife, and for that I THANK YOU!! Please visit my ABOUT Page to find out why I've started doing these projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51081753592117,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/1139\/7173\/files\/64D95400-63A9-4A51-A3F9-232BF1F96272.jpg?v=1752977464","url":"https:\/\/www.mrsbatscreations.com.au\/products\/coffee-mug-sssssshhhhhhhhh","provider":"Mrs Bats Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}