{"product_id":"educated-drug-dealer-coffee-mug","title":"🩺☕ EDUCATED 'DRUG DEALER'! Coffee Mug 🩺☕","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💊 “Educated Drug Dealer” Mug – Prescription-Strength Laughs for the Med Squad! 🩺☕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause handing out meds with a smile deserves its own refill of caffeine, choose from \u003cstrong\u003etwo cheeky designs (see photos)\u003c\/strong\u003e that salute every syringe-wielding superhero—nurses, doctors, dentists, vets, and anyone else who knows their pharmacology from their pharmacy memes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it belongs on your drug cart:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🩺 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eYour dose\u003c\/span\u003e – 11oz (325 ml) \u003cbr\u003e🩺 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eZero-hassle care\u003c\/span\u003e – Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe ceramic keeps the bold print crisp between shifts.\u003cbr\u003e🩺 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eHand-printed in QLD\u003c\/span\u003e – Crafted to order and dispatched within 1–3 business days, so it arrives before the next call bell rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScreens can be sneaky—colours may vary slightly. Tiny handmade quirks give each mug its own unique bedside manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e💌 Want something custom made? Want a name, title, or extra snark added? Message me up and we’ll customise the perfect mug for your favourite educated drug dealer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for looking and purchasing from my store and helping me in my rehab! You're not just purchasing items made with love, care and passion, but you are also helping me be a better mum and wife, and for that I THANK YOU!! Please visit my ABOUT Page to find out why I've started doing these projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Pink Syringe","offer_id":51081757229365,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nurse Life","offer_id":51081757262133,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/1139\/7173\/files\/993DA212-8960-4396-81C8-FE177104CE95.jpg?v=1752928371","url":"https:\/\/www.mrsbatscreations.com.au\/products\/educated-drug-dealer-coffee-mug","provider":"Mrs Bats Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}