{"product_id":"happy-birthday-grumpy-coffee-mug","title":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUMPY - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎉 “Happy Birthday, You Grumpy Old Man” Mug – Because Age Comes with Extra Sass! ☕️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate his well-earned crankiness with a mug that pokes fun and pours caffeine in equal measure. Perfect for morning grumbles, afternoon eye-rolls, and every sarcastic sip in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s the ultimate gag-to-gift ratio:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎉 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePick his potion size\u003c\/span\u003e – 12 oz (355 ml) for mild muttering or 15 oz (443 ml) for next-level grouchery.\u003cbr\u003e🎉 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNo-grumble care\u003c\/span\u003e – Dishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe ceramic keeps the bold print sharp and the clean\u003cbr\u003e🎉 \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from sunny QLD\u003c\/span\u003e – Hand-crafted to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days, so it’ll arrive before his next “back-in-my-day” rant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTiny colour shifts and charming handmade quirks ensure each mug is as one-of-a-kind as his complaints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e💌 Do you want to personalise \u0026amp; want a unique mug? I can tweak the text, change colours, or add a name? Drop me a message—let’s design the perfect cup of cranky cheer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for looking and purchasing from my store and helping me in my rehab! You're not just purchasing items made with love, care and passion, but you are also helping me be a better mum and wife, and for that I THANK YOU!! Please visit my ABOUT Page to find out why I've started doing these projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"15oz (443mls)","offer_id":51081757819189,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 oz (355ml)","offer_id":51081757851957,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/1139\/7173\/files\/75A32FBB-0642-46E4-ACDB-542226492B6C.jpg?v=1752929468","url":"https:\/\/www.mrsbatscreations.com.au\/products\/happy-birthday-grumpy-coffee-mug","provider":"Mrs Bats Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}