Coffee Mug - SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

☕️💤 “Warning: Conversation Before Coffee May Be Hazardous” Mug – the ultimate shield for every pre-caffeine curmudgeon, from high-flying CEOs to bleary-eyed parents and self-proclaimed “morning people” (who still bite before 9 am… okay, 10 am).

Hand over this glossy bad-boy and watch chatterboxes retreat until you’ve reached safe-to-speak levels of java. Consider it personal space in ceramic form.

Why it’s your dawn defence:
☕️ Loud & clear message: Bold typography that saves you from using actual words before you’re ready.
☕️ Survivor-grade build: Hand-sublimated in sunny Queensland; colours stay caffeine-proof—no fading, flaking or peeling.
☕️ Zero-fuss care: Toss it in the dishwasher, zap it in the microwave, repeat. The mug can handle early-morning chaos so you don’t have to.

Item Details:
☕️ Size: 11 oz (≈ 325 ml) 

Material: 
☕️Glossy white ceramic mug

Care: 
☕️Dishwasher & microwave safe

Shipping & Handling:
☕️ Hand-crafted to order and dispatched within 1–3 business days (excluding public holidays).
☕️ Printed & shipped from: Queensland

Colours may vary slightly between screens. Because each mug is individually finished, tiny quirks make yours one-of-a-kind.

🎨 Need a personal twist? Swap the wording, add a name, or crank the sass up to eleven—drop me a message and we’ll brew up your perfect anti-morning mug! I love doing custom & unique mugs!

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